This girl ain't a quitter, is sneaky when she needs to be in order to get things done. Mischief suits her well. And can she fight with the fists and the words! Angeline will get bogged down in life by bozos who associate her with that ho-bag Jolie and her United Nations gypsy pack and even the billboard blond who butchers the spelling as Angelyne.
The best advice to give a Angeline is: Take it all in stride, because you'll eventually surpass them all. No foolin'.
guy #2: That's 'cause she's Angeline
guy #1: Ooh I'm gonna get me a piece of Angelina
guy #2: (irritated) Dude theres no "uh" at the end
guy #1: Whatever she's so pretty I'ma call her Angel
guy #2: (SUPER PISSED) Why the fuck would you do that when her name is Angeline?! Don't fuckin' shorten it! Ugh you're such a fuckface
Angeline: Yeah you're a fuckface