A little Dwarf in a land far far away likes to jerk it whilst listening to cars driving outside.
he sometimes get out of his hobbit-hole to shove his tiny winy little shrimp penis in an exhaust pot
he also enjoys the company of his tall and lanky friend rema 1000, and a Lithuanian of whom Anders is a sex-slave to.
he sometimes get out of his hobbit-hole to shove his tiny winy little shrimp penis in an exhaust pot
he also enjoys the company of his tall and lanky friend rema 1000, and a Lithuanian of whom Anders is a sex-slave to.
by IkkeSandermannen February 21, 2020
By definition, to "Anders" something is to tell a customer that item(s) have been ordered per the customer's request, when they have in fact not been ordered.
This typically is discovered by a sales rep covering for Mr. Anders three days after the initial "order" has been placed.
This typically is discovered by a sales rep covering for Mr. Anders three days after the initial "order" has been placed.
Sales Rep: (answering an incoming call) Good afternoon, how may I help you?
Customer: Hey, can I get an update on the order I asked Mr. Anders to process three days ago?
Sales Rep: No problem! Let me take a look for you. (long pause) um...it looks like that order has been Andersed.
Customer: What does that mean?
Sales Rep: It means Mr. Anders told you that the order was placed, when in actuality he didn't place the order.
Customer: Well thats annoying!
Sales Rep: Yes, yes it is...
Customer: Hey, can I get an update on the order I asked Mr. Anders to process three days ago?
Sales Rep: No problem! Let me take a look for you. (long pause) um...it looks like that order has been Andersed.
Customer: What does that mean?
Sales Rep: It means Mr. Anders told you that the order was placed, when in actuality he didn't place the order.
Customer: Well thats annoying!
Sales Rep: Yes, yes it is...
by sales team January 31, 2011
A gay white male with terrible hair and gets called a girl by women. His five hole is more open than his moms legs and he likes his cousin.
You like men, you must be Anders
by King_59 October 8, 2019
by Urban Tionary January 27, 2022
by kejf biwurhiu44 April 26, 2020
by Big ayden May 25, 2017
He is has a small dick. He is a mean, no getting jerk. He is the worst friend you can ask for. He only wants attention and is so annoying. You gets no girls. Anders is so gay and has no friends. He thinks he is so popular and has so many friends but he is the opposite. He had the worst laugh. He is a rich scumbag that is so spoiled.
No one is lucky when there’s and Anders in your life.
No one is lucky when there’s and Anders in your life.
by Anders stinks April 7, 2019