Can simply be described as the History chosen for deadshit losers. It has nothing to do with modern society so The Department of Education have developed a move to ban it from high school due to its irrelevance. Students are being pushed to take up as many units of Modern History as possible. Popular kids at school are asking for a fifth unit of Modern History to be introduced due to number of suicides that have been happening during Ancient History class time. Although studies show that the kids who have committed suicide were unloved and often had rare deformities of the face/genitals(tiny sized scrotums apparent in males and Ingrown penises in females) so some kids have pushed to keep Ancient History as it kills all the filthy mingas and unpopular boys.

Contrary to belief, Ancient History is considered by many to be the greatest history to study. Its opposing history, Modern History, is apparently favoured by God--this is amusing as prehistoric people invented the belief of God.
Also, many supporters of Modern History have extremely small penises, as indicated by their historical figures. Take Hitler for example: Hitler was a fat minga who didn't even participate in World War II. All he was was a racist son of a bitch, standing behind a podium and ordering people around. Oh, and let's not forget that he fucked his niece and had a urine fetish.
Modern Historians usually try to discredit Ancient History by claiming that figures in ancient history were homosexual, such as the Spartans. Firstly, this is wrong. The Spartans had sex with both males and female s(How else would they have procreated?), so the correct term is 'bisexual': see, this is an example of the lack of research, arrogance and stupidity of modern historians. Secondly, homosexuality shouldn't be viewed as a bad thing. So what if someone is gay? That is their decision.
On the other hand, the people of ancient history were incredibly fit and healthy, unlike modern people. Let's take a look at Big Kev. Where is he now? Under the fucking dirt, that's where. The fat cunt died of obesity. A Spartan would have died on the battlefield, not from diabetes or high cholestrol, but from 21 million spears to the heart.
Modern historians also say that the stu...

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