analog clock

a cake with a hand grenade in it. Often used on my cat's birthdays.

ME: Hey guys look at that dog it is huge!!
GUY: he has a cool analog clock

by luke 666 September 30, 2011

Analog Horror

It is a subgenre of psychological horror in which the use of analog equipment/technology is very present. It is usually located on youtube, and it's time period is usually in between 1960-1990, however some have used the early 2000s style

Man.1: Dude, have you seen The Walten Files?
Man.2: Of course! I'm watching every Analog Horror series

by Alternatesexual February 1, 2022

Analog Bitch

Someone who is a bitch on all levels, unlike a digital bitch who has discrete levels of bitchiness.

"Yo man! Susan was being such a bitch today. She hit levels of bitchiness I didn't know existed."

"She's a real analog bitch!"

by Nanoslug August 9, 2009

analog money

physical currency.

"You have change for a 5?"
reply."No I don't have any analog money"

by cancerhand November 11, 2009

analog toys

any traditional toys for children like footballs, bicycles and such that are not digital technology toys, such as iPhones, tablets of video games.

Did you get anything good for Christmas? No, all I got was analog toys.

by Mark P. Animal November 22, 2014

analog-hot

A person on TV that appears to be hot on regular analog TV, but whose blemishes show up extremely bad on Digital TV.

I thought our local weather lady was hot until the DTV conversion...unfortunately she is only analog-hot.

by blinky42 March 30, 2009

analog shave

shave with a straight razor; not electric.

I can't shave analog, man--gotta use tha Norelco.

That analog shave gave me a muhfuckin rash, man . . .

by gokblok March 30, 2008