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Anal arson 

A criminal act, mostly popular in Formby (Merseyside, UK) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their arsehole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. Although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. For the hardcore only.

Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.
The first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous 'Formby Chapel Lane Slayings' in early 1956. It wasn't until March 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. It was a strange day in the quiet village of Formby as the then, Rev. N Demp-C recalls. The air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the Slayings. Rev Demp-C remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother AL-en that had been charged with the crime of Anal Arson. AL-en then a member of the prestigious Formby Royal Luncheon Club, and an avid Santa and the Carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. After a few brief words from the town Mayor the Rev Demp-C and his wife. He was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. During his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of Anal Arson to his bare behind.
Anal arson by Shentyloaf December 4, 2013
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Anal Arsonist 

Anal Arsonists like to stay below the radar, but when in the heat of fornication they turn to the flame. When the male partner is close to climax, and the woman is in a doggie-style position, he reaches for a flammable substance (ex/ rubbing alcohol, gasoline, liquid nitrogen) which in most cases the male has a small vile of this said substance, and proceeds to douse her asshole with the liquid. The female partner mistakes this as seminal fluids, and then the Anal Arsonist lights that bitch up!
Holy shit i got anal arsoned...Anal Arsonist!
Anal Arsonist by Secret Arson Man February 20, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026