Asshammer 

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

Asshammer by keith June 2, 2003

Asshammer 

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

Asshammer by bojanggles October 22, 2006

asshammer 

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

asshammer by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

asshammer 

The act of farting in your partners mouth while you are receiving a rim job....AsShAmMeR

she was eating my ass and I gave her an asshammer, right in her mouth haha

asshammer by Daddi knows July 4, 2014

axehammer 

1. verb; to axehammer (axehammered); to mention penisses 2. -ish, adjective; cuddly yet rebellious

1. After about two beers he started to axehammer.

2. The poor lad was so axehammerisch I almost cried.

axehammer by Anonymous April 7, 2003

alzhammered

Alzhammered. When you're so shithoused you can't remember anything.

Cindy was so alzhammered that she forgot where she lived

alzhammered by Oregon shitbox July 4, 2019