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A sex act that begins with a bearded man rubbing his penis between another bearded man's butt cheeks, while using dish soap for lubricant. When his "rifle" becomes locked and loaded, the man aims his penis and explodes all over the beard of his hairy partner while moaning "POW!!!! Fear the Beard"
Dude 1: Man what is all over your beard?

Dude 2: Oh, got a little wild and I was the target of an Amish Rifle

Dude 1: Man.... that's brutal

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I woke up to him yelling "FEAR THE BEARD"
by BriansBrain November 15, 2011
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