One who loves fish and everything about fish. He loves to sell fish from the back of his pickup truck. He has a wife that is his sex/food slave and is always concieving babies. He is often confused and insecure when it comes to Socializing with humans or decisions on a day to day basis.
Also loves his pooch and is always seen riding with pooch in front seat of truck. When wife is not around the pooch makes a good sex slave as well.
"Wow, that amish fishmonger ditched us again."
by Jamall Bearkly October 3, 2006
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