American Piggybank

Simultaneously farting and ejaculating into a midgets mouth while preforming the National Anthem.

Chase: I'm hungry and nothing is satisfying me, urg.
Sarah: Let me let you in on a little secret, it's called the American Piggybank.
Chase: Will this help my financial situation or the Dow Jones?
Sarah: No, but your country needs you.

by Prentzels July 14, 2011