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Alyssa chan

A asian person with hella weird dimples that look like you drilled a hole into them and has a penis and a vagina that shows off how long and thick their dick is but actually a pathetic chode gets huge boner when he sees a person called jay and ejaculates out of the blue with hella ton of cum that fires like a gattling gun and doesnt have the foreskin on her penis
Random person Ew today i saw a girl with a penis and a pussy when we were getting changed in the changing room
Random person 2 i think thats a Alyssa chan
Random person shes so disgusting she always sucks on her own penis and gets it to ejaculate and sucks all the cum dry
Random person 2 ew thats gross as fuck
Random person yea and i heard that she can close off her pussy so fast that it can slice off a penis
Alyssa chan by yourshittasstegood November 19, 2019
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AlyssaJane 

is a crazy amazing, good at sports, hot, sexy and seductive girl
Wow, AlyssaJane's lookin HOTT!
AlyssaJane by QQQQQQQQWWWWWWW! April 10, 2008

AlyssaClark

a word for a nerdy person that is obcessed with cats and her phone.
Look at that person doing the Alyssaclark on there phone wearing that cat sweater
AlyssaClark by bdyumyum December 9, 2018

alysshanotfound 

Hot, cool, amazing, smart, the best, should be verified, your mom, your dad, best mutual, hot
Have you heard of alysshanotfound?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026