| 1. | Altipoop | ||
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Phenomena experienced when the traveling from sea level to about 10,000 Ft. As a result of the change in altitude one experiences the inability to take a normal poop. Symptoms include: Rabbit pellets Excessive gas Fruitless attempts at pooping Great feeling of relief when one finally returns to sea level. *Most commonly experienced my males (or at least admitted to) - "Oh my god, he kept me up all night farting."
- "Yeah that's probably because of the altipoops." |
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