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1. A condition where a person talks too much or too loudly in a public area
Guy1 "That guy has asked the tour guide 4 questions that he allready knew the answer to and the tour just started. Wha is his deal ?"

Guy2 He suffers from althazagoraphobic glossofelia, he has a fear of being ignored so he monopolizes conversation in a public arena"

Guy1 "Ok, if he keeps doing this on the bus ride I'll tell him to S.T.F.U."

Guy2 "I'll give you a dollar if you do, thanks."
by Know it all Guy August 16, 2010