Alpha Douche 

the messiah, the pillar, the dictator over a cult of other douches. enuff douches to soak up roseanne's inward parts.

1. an alpha douche wears sunglasses at nite while his followers wear hats to prevent the moon from inhibting their spray tans
2. an alpha douche sports a pink polo and pops his collar to mark the fact that he has a penis
3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO

Alpha Douche by lucy ricardo ball August 10, 2008

Alpha Douche 

The leader of an entourage of douches who is loyally followed despite his incompetent acts of incompetence.

Matt is the Alpha Douche of Caleb, Kyle and Chris

Alpha Douche by llooop August 10, 2008

Alpha-Douche 

Someone who consistently interrupts people thinking he knows where they're going but its wrong. They deny having this trait and often claim to never be wrong. They also take advantage of word play in bets and attempts to convince everyone he/she is not a contradictor but everyone knows he/she is. Usually only makes bets he/she cannot lose.

My boss is an Alpha-Douche

Alpha-Douche by TTsadfasdf51321321321asdf June 16, 2018

Team Alpha Douche 

- Arm wrestling , jui jistu , power lifting, drinking, partying, gym rat, people who don't wear sleeves.
- being affiliated with Team Alpha Douche is a general synopsis that your an arrogant, self centered, vain, narcissistic, and generally psycho.

-Term "Bro" used by members of Team Alpha Douche to describe practically all humans and some non humans.

- " Those two bros over there are pack leaders of Team Alpha Douche".
- "See how I got that girl to like me, she is totally into me". gives hello TAD member a high- five . "Hell Yeah!. Team Alpha Douche!"

Team Alpha Douche by Is it my day off yet? May 22, 2017

Alphadouche 

the greatest douche of all!!

Will is beyond a jerk, he is on his way to alphadouche status!

Alphadouche by meo1470 August 30, 2013

Alphadouche 

the greatest douche of all!!

Will is beyond a jerk, he is on his way to alphadouche status!

Alphadouche by meo14700 August 30, 2013