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1.
The god of all n00bs, Alpha n00b Pwns all other n00bs and is the ruler of n00b kingdom
Omg That n00b is an Alpha n00b! hes almost good enough to not be a n00b
by Adam Valdez August 24, 2007
 
2.
One who has mastered the art of n00bs, or one who is the leader of all n00bs.
Omfg! did you see james? he allmost pwn'd me, hes the Alpha n00b
by adam Valdez August 21, 2007