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1.
A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.
"That TTI....He should be the alpha noob"
"OMG, the alpha noob sucks...I mean REALLY SUCKS!"
by MADragon February 11, 2004
 
2.
below the title of noob, as in the first stage of noob development.
alphanoob: What is elite?
person: Your an alphanoob!
by ~Wormtongue~ and Fredrick2003 February 16, 2004