A psychopath that belongs in a mental asylum
Joker from Batman is a physcopath
Wow Alonzo is a psychopath!
by yomomma214 March 10, 2019
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A clown ass nigga who simps over e girls. Also is a very big mad ants supporter. Alonzo has no chin, and has pubes on his hair.
Alonzo: Fawn is my bitch an yall can't bag her losers.
Angel: I thought you was my mine.
Alonzo: Sorry but i must take Fawn to the mad ants game.
Typical Viewer: Go play some marvins room by drake you fucking clown ass simp
by AtticIsMyCity April 12, 2019
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he looks like pizza, he’s a bitch to everyone
wow! Alonzo is a bitch ass pizza face hedass
by bitchyesijustnuttteddd September 29, 2018
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HE LOVES Z WAY MORE THEN SHE LOVES HIM AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER MORE NO MATTER WHAT FOR INFINTIY HE WILL LOVE HER MORE FOREVER AND ALWAYS AND NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT HE LOVES Z MORE THEN SHE LOVES HIM
MAN I ALONZO, Z!!!
by ALONZO LOVES ZAKADA MORE February 26, 2019
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A Lame Ass Nigga, usually a man that thinks hes fine but really is not.
" how many dicks you suck today bro?"
" stop being an alonzo you know i ate ass instead..."
by (*.*?) June 20, 2019
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always on the phone, always singing rihanna or britney spears songs, loves caramel-mocha frappaccino's, dogs eat his glasses and the ladies looooooove him.
"Sing me an Alonzo!"
by Lauren Sheridan May 3, 2009
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