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a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.
"Alonzo, you need more exercise."
by skinnyman123 June 06, 2009
 
1.
Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that.
Alonzo is awesome! Alonzo is a cool dude!
by bigdaddy8019 February 03, 2010
 
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A person with lots of swag. A Pimp at life.
Ashlee said to all her friends, "OMG Victor Moya is such an Alonzo."
by vixintheremix June 08, 2010
 
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always on the phone, always singing rihanna or britney spears songs, loves caramel-mocha frappaccino's, dogs eat his glasses and the ladies looooooove him.
"Sing me an Alonzo!"
by Lauren Sheridan May 03, 2009