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2.
very populer drink by low class women in maine
man crystal drank an ass load of allens coffee brandy last night. she woke me at 2:00 am willing to fuck anything that walk or had pulse.
by Ryan fortin May 26, 2008
 
1.
Magical Mood changing elixir.

Caffeinated alcoholic beverage available in Maine and New Hampshire. Tastes like an iced coffee. Better than kalhua
When you're really dragging from last night's hangover, Allen's will get you ready to start again.
by Stephenie Albert June 10, 2004