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Allah-saurus If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be: The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death. This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians. Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism. Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current. So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods. And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake. Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus! Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips. He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool... Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11 Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus. Christians flee in terror. |
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