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A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
by G-Kel T-Rib Collab May 10, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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