Alekson

A balding, middle aged male with a protruding belly. He often engages in outdoorsy type activities like fishing and hunting. One way to determine if the person is an actual Alekson is to check his chest for Dog Tits.

That Alekson over there with the Dog Tits just caught a large fish.

Alekson by Fish Head ST8CU July 3, 2017

Alestorm

Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".

"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm

Alestorm by TruG0d May 18, 2010

Alestorm

True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal

Alestorm are pure dos

Alestorm by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008

alektra 

Alektra: the most wonderful person ever she's beautiful smart amazing her humor is amazing she is a really pretty young girl that doesn't run out of energy EVER and she can have a really bad attitude what I mean by that is that she says what she wants

person#1: omg look at that beautiful pretty young lady!!
Person#2: yeah she must be an alektra

alektra by Lelelynn02 August 17, 2016

Alekos 

Alekos is Alekos. He is cute, not short, but not tall, and one of the most funniest people you will ever meet. Alekos is an amazing person, friend, and so much more. Don’t lose your alekos, because if you, and when you do you’ll 100% regret it.

“Who is that”

Oh that’s Alekos you have to meet him
“Ok!”

Alekos by Tocoolforyou✌️ December 8, 2018

Alektorophobia 

Alektorophobia: The fear of chickens.

This is not a very common fear but there are those(myself included) who are terrified of this feathered fowl. When you suffer from alektorophobia, you suffer from one of the different levels.
(lowest to highest)
1. Terrified at the sight of a chicken.
2. Terrified at the sight of any chicken, real or not.
3. Terrified when you hear the sound of a chicken even when there isn't one.
4. Become scared when people even say the word chicken.
5. So scared you can't even eat chicken because it reminds you of your fear.

Boy with level one alektorophobia is walking along with his girlfriend when he sees a chicken. The boy begins to scream in a very high manner and jumps into the arms of his girlfriend. (they do not date again after this.)

Alektorophobia by Scared Of Chickens March 15, 2008

Aleuto 

A group with elite members, consisting of multiple talented and intelligent people.

People 1 : have you ever heard of Aleuto?
People 2: yes! They are so talented!

Aleuto by Lolol1235 May 27, 2020