Lily Aldrin Syndrome

The belief that women and girls can be as demanding, manipulative, or abusive as they please, as long as they put out enough for their significant other. Women who display Lily Aldrin Syndrome will usually flaunt how much they enjoy sex and will use sex to make up for wrongdoings, as opposed to apologizing or changing their actions. Women with Lily Aldrin Syndrome do a disservice not only to the men unfortunate enough to be their significant other, but also to other women because they perpetuate the myth that women to not inherently enjoy or desire sex, usually regarding themselves as the "exception to the rule".

Lily Aldrin Syndrome is named after the character Lily Aldrin in the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". Lily is as emotionally manipulative as Barney, if not more so, but it's okay because she's a woman who likes sex.

Girl: "Yeah, so I got drunk at the party last Saturday and accidentally fucked my boyfriend's hot friend"
Guy: "That's horrible!"
Girl: "It's okay tho, my boyfriend and I had make-up sex and now everything is ok"
Guy (thinking): "That's some Lily Aldrin Syndrome if I've ever seen it"

by TheScreenIsDarkAndFullOfErrors February 14, 2016

Flag

Get the Lily Aldrin Syndrome mug.

Buzz Aldrin

A cocktail named for the second man to walk on the moon. It is made simply by saturating vodka with Tang, mixing well, adding ice, then pouring into a cordial glass with a strainer. The recipe first appeared in the book "Alcoholics Unanimous- United We Stagger" (multiple contributing authors) in 1996. The concoction is known for its sweet taste and high potency.

"Last night we wanted to get wasted so we hammered a shaker of Buzz Aldrins"

by Swampwaffle January 3, 2014

Flag

Get the Buzz Aldrin mug.