A tall, obese mixed race white kid that is always just kinda in the way. Alden takes up 2 seats wherever you are sitting and always has a racist joke to tell. Nevertheless, Alden is loyal to a fault. Unless, of course, you take his Twinkies
by toasted_ac January 25, 2019
a.) A very productive person with an amazing personality. They're always busy for a good cause so they are not for the weak hearted and fragile type of love.
b ) Someone with a captivating smile that make people fall head over heels in love and an aura that makes everyone feel comfortable around them.
c.) The most trustworthy and capable person in the face of earth.
d.) Very Helpful. They are always ready to help other people that they often forget to look after themselves.
- They are a gem and if you're lucky enough to discover one, NEVER let them go.
b ) Someone with a captivating smile that make people fall head over heels in love and an aura that makes everyone feel comfortable around them.
c.) The most trustworthy and capable person in the face of earth.
d.) Very Helpful. They are always ready to help other people that they often forget to look after themselves.
- They are a gem and if you're lucky enough to discover one, NEVER let them go.
by takiya-filipinayoungin November 24, 2021
Alden is a loving, compassionate, and honest man that will always do the most for the people he cares about. Alden’s usually love to run, pet every dog on the block, and start that long conversation that no one asked for.
by Yondered king November 26, 2021
by Hahahahah June 3, 2016
A girl that is misunderstood,but if you are her friend she will fight till the end.She is very self conscious,dirty jokes she has plenty, dirty mind yup.She loves to read.she is often alone she has a bad bitch face but when you really get to know her she is a best friend.
by NOVA IS FAST April 4, 2020
The most sophisticated political view. Right above Communism, Anarchism. Capitalism is last. Aldenism cures the deadly wrath of capitalism
by uhhhhh... idk November 17, 2017