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THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN: A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain. HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN: Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana. The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub. Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:
Gremlin: Hey how are you? Victim: I am fine. Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle). Victim: Where? (looks away) Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty). Victim: (left sober with the bill) |
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