very intelligent and smart when it comes to her conclusions, she has her own ways sometimes but mostly a good friend with good friend and good choice boyfriends. Dumb when it comes to math but has smart intelligent when it comes to writing, just don't like homework.
Chanel Alcala is very intelligent
by VerySmallBoner April 4, 2023
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1. When some one is complaining of being sick as a dog but still able to complain to their friends on Facebook.com
(Im so sick have a huge headache with a 100 degree fever someone help me.)

2. Someone is bitching and complaining that their dieing and or in terrible pain but some how has the strength to complain to their friends on facebook.com
uhhh I am so sick have a huge headache, have a 102 degree fever feel I think im going to die!!!! ppl who have 1002 degree fevers should probably be in bed sleeping not complaining like a little bitch, aka Alcala Syndrome
by Sawoo January 26, 2011
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The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.
Anthonyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! You left me for dead!!!
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.

All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms
by Zayyyy July 2, 2011
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She is very short and she is my mother she is married to my dad his name is Xerxes she like's to look at his ass when he walks she touches his no-no square and she gives him a big juicy kiss she also like's big oily women and she like the best friend ever
Person 1: Bro have you seen Chanel Alcala she is so short

Xerxes: What did you say bitch
by Tall ass Mexican Monkey April 5, 2023
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