look up any word, like hipster:
When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.
I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.
by Honkey Tonk Bizmark January 10, 2010

Words related to Albuquerque Almond Joy

almonds chocolatey chunky creamy sexual