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an innocent looking asian guy who procrastinates but gets good grades and who is actually secretly very perverted and watches sketchy anime and would actually like to have his nails painted but doesn't know it yet. also, he is very tall and brings a laptop everyday to school and his favorite color is blue, not ham.
Albert Lee told Julie and Pallas, "I love my nails! Thank you for painting them!!!"
by Bob Chowww October 26, 2013

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