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The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.
You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.
by Regnar July 29, 2010
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To grab on to a persons nipple and to shake it like it was a hand
I gave drews girlfriend an albanian handshake all last night non-stop!!!
by WheatonWhitie69 September 07, 2010
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