A term used to describe an individual who takes the team off of his back. Likes to Power Gobble and Glacier Bus. Engages in ruining senior years.

Beware: Running into an Allan Robbins can cause buzz-kill, flaccidity of reproductive organs, and an all around desire to hang yourself.
"Hey, why you ruining our school? Everyone knows that homecoming dances are for grinding, that student crowds need to be straight, and that Cat Scratch Fever is a Ted Nugent song." "Yeah, your being such an Alan Robbins right now."
by UnsilentMajority December 18, 2011
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