Alabama Scooter Share definition Flag A fictitious sexual act, often a euphemism for any deviant and/or absurd sexual activity. "I scored an Alabama Scooter last night," Ted snickered. "I get the stitches out next week. Alabama Scooter by Mr. Bad Day May 15, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Alabama Scooter mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch