Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, except results after a long day of eating chili. The person proceeds to spread the labia and poo into the vagina, except unexpected diarrhea occurs and sprays all over the pelvic region.
James intended to give Gloria an Alabama Hot Pocket, but his efforts went awry after receiving gastrointestinal distress after a long day of eating chili. The resulting spray was a definite example of Alabama Goulash.
by Jimmy Walker Junior January 17, 2010