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One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!
We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.
by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009

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