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1.) n. The combination of smelling like Armenian ball sweat and un-wiped butthole.
2.) Sweaty fat mechanic stench...
3.) Used as an adjective when the room permeates of a rotten butthole stink.
Bro you need to take a shower you got some ala-funk kickin off...
Russ said today: 'Man I think I got some ala-funk'
by flefliker July 05, 2013

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