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Ala Mode 

Ala mode means "with icecream." Ala mode is usually used in the same sentence as custards and pies.
Friend: Hey can you get me a slice of apple pie ala mode.
Dude: Nah man, sorry we ran out of icecream. I can give you just the apple pie though.
Ala Mode by Luke F July 27, 2005
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Ala Mode 

When you are taking a shit and finish, immediately turn around with a hard on jerk off on your turd and flush it ...watch the cum form an air bubble as it flushes...it takes mental focus and skill to fun without wiping your ass...
Man ,I woke up hung over ,I had to Ala Mode myself sober to feel better
Ala Mode by ALa Mode August 29, 2018

Tea Jacked, ala mode

The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.
Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!
Tea Jacked, ala mode by DSatch1 December 30, 2009

Brownies à La Mode 

The occasion in which defalcation and ejaculation occur simultaneously. Also may be referred to as shitting and cumming
“Dang! That guy’s layin’ logs and sploogin’ sauce! He’s makin’ Brownies à La Mode!”

dome a la mode

v. adj. the process of recieving fellatio while the male genitalia is covered in ice cream
My girlfiend prefers vanilla ice cream when giving dome a la mode. Unfortunately, thats not the only white cream she gets...

peach a la mode 

When a guy has sex with a female that hasn't shaved in a while, he pulls out and ejaculates on her pubic hair, and it forms a ice cream looking ball.
Jason had a sudden urge for something cold and sweet, after he had sex with Mary and gave Mary a Peach a la mode. Mary felt sticky and gooey.

hot carl a la mode

A hot carl with vanilla ice cream
Boy I sure could use a Hot Carl A La Mode on this hot sunny day!!!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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