Airpods

The overly expensive earbuds that have no purpose and are only used to pretend you're rich even though they're 40 USD on Ebay. Seriously guys get a life.

Person: Wow look! There goes Devyn with Airpods. He ain't fooling anybody.

by ThatKidWithAirpods December 10, 2019

Airpods

A product by a company called Apple that apparently some people can’t afford but can afford an Iphone X instead. You can use them to listen to music or, as the majority of people would do, flex on the people who can’t afford it.

Guy 1: yooo I just got new airpods!!!
Guy 2: oo shit bro lemme check em out!
Guy 1:*hands him his airpods*
Guy 2: holy shit bro you’re so lucky. My mom would never buy me Airpods :(
Guy 1: just sell your IPhone X
Guy 2:......hell no

by Racistwhitehoe July 9, 2019

Airpods

A device used by rich people that are stuck up as hell.

Broke guy: Hey...
Guy with Airpods in: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. I don't speak broke.

by Fords4Ever February 19, 2019

Airpods

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Airpods

Only rush people have them

poor guy: hello sir..... can you hear me.

Rich guy: Sorry, but I can’t hear peasants. Only people with AirPods can hear me

by Super64 January 13, 2019

Airpods

Earphones for dem rich hoomans,

Rich Person: wait, you don’t have Airpods?! You broke ass weirdo. I smell with my rich nose, some brokeness coming from you.

by HoomanCalledLitchi February 5, 2019

Airpods

A complete and total waste of money

Airpods are a waste of money

by someone_stupid March 2, 2019