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The Aggressive Q-tip takes place when a male becomes erect and aggressively attempts to insert said erection in the inner ear of another person (male or female). Ironically, the receiver may need a Q-tip after the act is completed.

The ear - yet another orifice that cannot get pregnant.
Tim was sleeping but Brian was hard and horny.

He figured that Aggressive Q-tipping would not count as rape... No harm no foul?
by YouReadyGrandma June 12, 2011