| 1. | Afghan Magic Bullet | ||
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A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber. Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner? Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut? Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass... Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night? Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!? Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!! |
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