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A person of very questionable moral character. This person likes to toss their mothers salad while their grandmother tosses theirs. Also known as an assfeeler.
God Ryan is such an Affolter. Just look at the way his grandmother is eyeing him up! It is like she just can't wait to get in there and toss his salad.
by Yulian is not Satan March 09, 2011

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