An Adriano (Latin: adriannus putanus) is a serious medical condition where an individual becomes Lost in Translation in the vicinity of a foreign country. The causes of this disease are unknown but is most common in Tokyo, Japan, particularly in the areas of Shinjuku, Shibuya and Harajuku trains stations. The diseases symptoms include an language barriers, expensive shirts, conversations about vegemite, members of the same sex willing to publicly dress you; as well paparazzi style photography. The disease must be approached with caution as it is extremely contagious and may result in unwanted purchases.
an example of Adriano disease: An infected male walks into Shibuya 0101 accompanied by 2 other males. The infected male walks towards a $150 shirt. Upon examining the shirt a shopkeeper approaches him and asks for the size which the infected male has no choice but to give. Escorted to the changing room the infected male tries on the shirt while the shopkeeper engages in a delightful conversation about going to Australia on holiday and how he doesn't like vegemite. Once the infected male has tried on the shirt he proceeds to ask the other two males how the shirt looks on him. This triggers the infected male to enter the second phase of the disease. The shopkeeper thus begins to dress the infected male with a sweater and holds a pair of jeans to his waist assuring him its the latest fashion. In the meantime the two males escorting him proceed to take out a camera and initiate photographing the scene at hand. With no paramedics on call this causes the infected male to enter the final and most lethal stage of the disease. The infected male proceeds to explain that he has no interest in purchasing any of the clothes, however, the shopkeeper appears linguistically confused as his native tongue and that of the infected male are not one and the same. The shopkeeper assumes the infected male would like to purchase the shirt, unable to comprehend what no means. The purchase is made and the infected male makes a slow recovery from the disease.
by Johny Melmon December 23, 2010
"you need to restart the pc and go in to safe mode ok?"
"how do you get in to safe mode?"
everyone shouts " ADRIANO!! ADRIANO!! ADRIANO!! ADRIANO!! "
"how do you get in to safe mode?"
everyone shouts " ADRIANO!! ADRIANO!! ADRIANO!! ADRIANO!! "
by smokey1325 June 4, 2009
Common Melbourne (Australia) name for someone who has some kind of retardation, or is just extremely stupid. Usually has no idea what the heck he is doing. Half the time he can't even spell his own name! Very commonly Italian, thus adding to their stupidity. Got any more recipes to steal from Asian countries? *cough cough PASTA IS FROM CHINA cough* Also, very racist and patriotic. Ugly as fuck though :/
Bob: How do you spell your name, Adriano?
Adriano: Erm... Q? L?
Bob: Er, okay :S
Obama: Hi, I'm Obama!
Adriano: HOLY SHEIT IT'S A BLACK MAN :O
Adriano: Erm... Q? L?
Bob: Er, okay :S
Obama: Hi, I'm Obama!
Adriano: HOLY SHEIT IT'S A BLACK MAN :O
by GENOCIDEGeorge March 10, 2010
A really funny man who loves gillets, has a sick hairstyle much like a barcode and loves instagram poles more than his mothers well being. An overall gentleman, always dresses formal and has a thing for boys that is left hidden to the public eye.
Yup out of it Adriano, you are just so kind.
Yup da sesh Adriano, fancy sparking a fag down by spar.
What's the story Adriano, can you please relentlessly undress me and fuck living shit into my arsehole.
Yup da sesh Adriano, fancy sparking a fag down by spar.
What's the story Adriano, can you please relentlessly undress me and fuck living shit into my arsehole.
by EskimoWalsh December 6, 2019
adriano is an amazing friend. He has a great sense of humor, which means you will always be laughing when talking to him. He is, however a chuche hehehe. He is very easy to talk to. 👹 Anyone who is friends with an adriano is lucky. he is one of those people you can hang a deep convo with, then a second later be talking about something funny. I hope we can get closer again, i miss when we used to talk. Happy Birthday Adriana!
who’s that dude over there?
adriano
yo that dude is def an adriano, he is making all of them laugh bro
adriano
yo that dude is def an adriano, he is making all of them laugh bro
by boredinschool March 2, 2019
Mostly blonde hair and huge interest in music. Has the balls to do anything. will never let a friend now no matter what.
YOUR SUCH AN ADRIANOS
by Yeet nades January 24, 2020
Mike Adriano
by Asseraf July 19, 2018