An adopted penis aka. an adopted cockteaser, is ANY broad that is born from a country in Europe... called "Romania". These type of broads will fuck you up in every possible way, such as cock teasting, lying and decieving. These broads are a human waste and should be further disposed.
"HEY,! RAMZI did you see that adopted penis walk by?"
by Matthew D'Amore November 25, 2006