Adam Sessler

1. The co-host of the G4 television program, X Play. He is assisted by Morgan Webb

2. To wear a horrible t shirt.

man, where did you get that shirt? Adam Sessler's closet?

Adam Sessler by Mat Cothran July 15, 2008

Adam Sessler

One of the two co-hosts of G4's X-Play which happens to be the best show on that network. Unlike Judgement Day's Tommy and Victor, Adam (and other co-host Morgan) are on harder on the negative sides of the games they review. Unless there are few or none. Very few.

Adam Sessler owns Tommy Tollarico and Victor Lucas.

Adam Sessler by RaC September 10, 2005

adam sessler and morgan webb 

probably the only good actors in the whole g4 line up of shows.they have usually hilarious skits.they were on techtv till some retard bought the channel and fired every one.good thing they kept them cuz the other shows suck.sure theyre stupid but who cares they can fucking act.unlike those hot chicks who hosts filter or the one who hosts cheat.there acting is cheesy and not funny unlike xplay wich is funny

adam sessler and morgan webb are the only reason i watch g4

adam sessler and morgan webb by kite822 June 11, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012