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Acid Rape is a new genre of music which is more hardcore than any other genre. It has been compared by critics to Chewbacca raping a six year-old. Example bands of this are:
-Liquid Deathsex -Gripping Power Shite -Anti-Semitic Rock -The Devils Cum -Volcanic Jizz Tornado -Fascist Killdeath Post-Apocalyptic Metal Squadron -Raging Anal Thunder. The inventors claim that "you aren't acid rape" unless you comply by these regulations: -your band must be on fire for the duration of the performance -the only vocals can be the noise produced when pouring concentrated nitric acid on the tonsils of orphaned nuns while they are asleep -no clothes are allowed at the gig -at least seven people have to die per song. The inventor goes by the pseudonym of "Ringsting McDrilldo" which he claims was given to him while he was burning a catholic orphanage in Lithuania "dude, liquid deathsex are the best acid rape band ever!"
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