A hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird's wings. Like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. The more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.
Twilight Fan: Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?!
Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.
Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.
by Anonymous3827264832 August 5, 2008