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The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost
1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$

2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked
by The one #3 October 24, 2009

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