A green or blue or any shade inbetween drink that causes severe cancer of the foot and distal joints of the hands.
Definitely recommended.
Definitely recommended.
Barry Sanders : WHOA! This asbestos is the shit!
Me : Excuse me Mr. Sanders, that happens to be fine Mexican made absinthe, not asbestos.
Barry Sanders : OH SNAP SON! SNAP!
Me : <gunshot> Shut up. Smell my cancer-laden feet. SMELL THEM!! AHHAAHHA
Me : Excuse me Mr. Sanders, that happens to be fine Mexican made absinthe, not asbestos.
Barry Sanders : OH SNAP SON! SNAP!
Me : <gunshot> Shut up. Smell my cancer-laden feet. SMELL THEM!! AHHAAHHA
by Dr. Michael P Tyson III June 26, 2010
This is a triple shot, done in punishment for a friend member announcing his engagement to another person. It contains 2 parts Blue Aftershock, and one part Absinthe.
by Barry Hague March 22, 2006
Red, swollen eyes in which the blood vessels have burst after vomitting wretchedly from the consumption of too much 68% Absinthe. This happened to me 3 weeks ago and my eyes still look like they've been beaten with a stick.
"Jesus! Were you in a major motorway pile up?"
"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."
"Neat?"
"Oh yes."
"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."
"Neat?"
"Oh yes."
by Jim Beans December 10, 2007
by TheRicky July 13, 2006
Chronic absent-mindedness which results from heavy alcohol consumption and the resultant cloudy thinking. (From absinthe, a highly alcoholic beverage.)
by Cinzi November 30, 2009
An absinthe faerie is a person (usually female) who, when under the influence of intoxicants, does extreme activities.
This will often include climbing bridges, exploring abandoned places, and running from security guards and cops.
This will often include climbing bridges, exploring abandoned places, and running from security guards and cops.
"I turned into a total absinthe faerie last night and climbed an operational radio tower, then I BASE jumped off it!"
"That chick is a total absinthe faerie, she's hardcore"
"That chick is a total absinthe faerie, she's hardcore"
by The Rrin January 14, 2012
A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
by Blair Larratt October 31, 2007