Synonym for Fuckhole in the Trek universe.
We're gonna make you eat our shit! Then we're gonna make you shit out our shit! Then we're gonna make you eat your shit, which is made up of our shit which we made you eat!

J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.
by Coffeman May 23, 2013
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Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.

synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist
"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."
by zagbison92 December 18, 2015
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1) To be an unoriginal, uninspired piece of shit and make a product that completely copies a classic property nearly plot point for plot point and be labeled its "saviour" after it's creator tried something different.

2) To think reversing Kirk and Spock makes good drama when remocking the 2nd Star Trek movie.
When do people hate Rian Johnson when J.J. Abrams fucked up Star Wars after fucking Star Trek?
by ArwingKnight March 13, 2018
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Gracie is 22 (2021) and is one of the most talented women ever. she is also the daughter of JJ Abrams.
go streams rockland and feels like by gracie abrams right now!!!!!!!
by swagkenzie October 21, 2021
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A cute, talented, paraplegic guy who is on the hit show Glee. Is usually very nerdy, but funny. Isn't afraid to be himself, and is generally a sweet person with soulful eyes with a voice to match. Is generally considered smexy.
D: Hey look at that dork over there on tv, he's gonna die alone

Z: Pshaw! No, he's my Artie Abrams
by Zoe Rose~aiotsuki May 1, 2010
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To completely and royally fuck up in relation to the original work, inspiraation, or plan.
by WrathofTrekkie24 December 29, 2014
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A man that is not competent in anything, 50, and really annoying.
That guy is acting like Abram Johan, he is so fake.
by hmodified March 8, 2020
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