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A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off the balcony and escape.
"I did an Abraham Lincoln on my girl the other night but then broke my ankle on the dismount."
by Th0th870 October 09, 2007
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A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.

Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.
I Abraham Lincolned my girlfriend last night, and she broke up with me.
by Jaydawg53 November 15, 2005
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When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.
awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!
by andrewdavizzle August 30, 2006
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The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
Abraham Lincoln. America needs more like "Honest Abe".
by Kirk0007 August 03, 2009
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Noun
The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.
"Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, you stupid progressive."
"Lincoln was a progressive, numbnuts."
by bopyloo June 25, 2012
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(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS March 24, 2006
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A bigger traitor than Benedict Arnold. Arnold betrayed a revolution, Lincoln betrayed his race. Revolutions are a dime a dozen, once your race is gone it's gone forever.
Traitor, war criminal, destroyer of a generation of Americans that's what Abraham Lincoln was.
by benth April 28, 2008
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