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1.
Term used to describe an incredibly sexy being, with an unusually large penis. Recent scientific results show that women tend to love men that are named Abed. Someone named Abed, is also usually reffered to as a pussy magnet.
"Wow look at that guy, he's getting a 3 some, wow, he's such an Abed"

"That guy's incredibly handsome, and such an Abed."
by k-h-g May 17, 2009
 
2.
1. Abbreviation of Anal Bashed

2. Word commonly used by homosexuals to describe the act of being penetrated anally with force.

I had a hot session with Joey yesterday. He a-b-ed me all day long.
by Alek B May 27, 2008
 
3.
to get abe'd is to get credit carded (take it ANAL) by your skatboard
yo u just got ABE'D
by FafariFoot December 04, 2010
 
4.
getting completely pwned at some thing
Guy 1:*walks into room with black eye*
Guy 2: Dude! what happened?!?!
Guy 1: i totally got Abe'd by a bowling ball
by oohbla November 26, 2011
 
5.
Slang for "Nigger" in Arabic.

Whulla these Abeds stink worse than my mother's falafel.
by KWK April 06, 2009
 
6.
When your giving it to a girl from behind, yell out "Son of a Fuck", then when she turns around to see what happened, u give here a Strawberry Shortcake.
Last night when i was geetn her from behind, i totally Abed her in the face.
by urfatbro91 March 21, 2011
 
7.
The art of taking a bottle of alcohol and ramming it up someones ass while haveing sex. While the person is cumming you go down and begin drinking the the alcohol with whatever bodily juices are excreted.
1. My Boyfriend shoved a bottle of Patrone up my ass last night while we were doing it, and began drinking that shit when I started squirting. I got totally AB'ed.

2. My girl AB'ed something crazy last night. While we were getting it on, she thought it would be a good idea to take a brand new Absolute bottle and rammed that shit up my ass. As I started feeling the urge to blow my load, she went down on not just me, but drank all of the Vodka to!
by Hybrid50 March 05, 2009