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8.
killed, defeated, or embarassed
I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.
by Big Steve September 04, 2003
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9.
when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.
"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg
by Mr. Fields June 06, 2005
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10.
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1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person
Julius Caesar got assed!
by Hovey October 12, 2008
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11.
When someone gets anally raped.
Little Mark got assed by M J last night!
by you July 22, 2004
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