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Kill my ass 

(1 An exclamation commonly used to convey extreme annoyance and/or frustration at ones current situation

(2 A term used during anal sex to convey wanting to be fucked up the ass harder, presumably until the participant's ass is in pain or "destroyed"

In the first context, the term is not meant to be taken literally or to show actual sexual attraction.

In general, the term kill my ass seems to have originated from the similar terms fuck me and fuckmeuptheass.
Kill my ass!!! The bridge is closed and now I'll never get to work on time!
Kill my ass by phandaya May 27, 2017

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! 

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

Ass Killah 

1. Bad ass pleya
2. a anal violator
3. an word used to represent an cop that kills at least 10 people in each mission.
4. and bad ass kill streaker in Call of Duty
1. that Ass Killah got 5 girls at a time
2. be careful for the Ass Killah
3. we need help call the Ass Killah
4. dam boy that Ass Killah nuked us again
Ass Killah by Asskillah December 7, 2010

Ass-Breath Killers 

Not to be confused with Courage Juice

Pills with the taste of lemon merengue developed by Dr. Mawangi Misoi before his hanging hundreds of years ago. Cures Ass-Breath by hardening the backbone. Currently produced in Cuba. Originally made from ground gunpowder made by Haitian slaves and sweat from Seminoles who fought against the U.S. Army in the Seminole wars. Tested on Nathaniel “Nat” Turner, then further tested in France, It should also be noted a bottle of it was found in the clenched dead hand of the white John Brown.

Ingredients were added by various people from places like Russia, The Congo, Vietnam, and China. Currently on the FDA Shit-List.
Person 1: So you done took the Ass-Breath Killers, is it workin yet?
Person 2: Nah; man is yours workin yet?
Person 1: I think mine is about to start workin now, There it goes
Corporate Drone: Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?
Person 1: I'm supposed to be draggin my foot, out your motherfuckin ass.
Ass-Breath Killers by Givl Upi July 11, 2018

well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass

A very famous and funny quote from Scary Movie. If you shout this out randomly, it can be quite hilarious and sometimes will scare your friends!
"Well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass!"
*Everyone laughs*

killerest-ass 

Might not be the absolute awesomest in existence, but will for sure bury whoever or whatever is.
-That 's the killerest-ass weed I ever smoked in my life, wtf hahaha, i'm fuckered lmao!

-Wow, your mom makes the killerest-ass lasagna!
-Bro, you flow the killerest-ass rhymes, bro. Sick as fuck, yo. You rock muthfukka.